The Future's So Bright I Need Sunglasses - Mar 17, 2014
A couple are having a conversation. The man says to the woman 'I’m just saying that having sex with a robot is essentially the same as using a dildo. It’s just masturbation' to which the woman replies 'no it’s not. If you were to have sex with a robot that was indistinguishable from a human, that’s cheating'. 'it’s not cheating' the man says rolling his eyes. The woman retorts 'okay fine. What if I were to have sex with a robot that looked like Ryan Gosling witha twelve inch dick?' The man is shocked by what the woman says and tells her 'okay, okay, I get it you’re right' as he walks away the woman exclaims 'thank you!' victoriously. Some time passes and now the man is now brandishing a claw hammer standing in front of a beautiful woman with blue and purple hair, huge breasts, wearing a tight white shirt, red panties, and a stereotypical nurses hat. She’s standing obediently at attention with her arms behind her back. 'It’s over' he tells the woman. Having noticed the hammer she asks 'will I dream?', 'oh jesus' the man says frustratedly.