Wet Work - Sep 22, 2014
A hit man is meeting with a man who is a potential client. The hit man says “I understand you need some ‘wet work’ done”. The man says “Yeah, I need you to take someone out for me. I hate this no good son of a bitch and I want him dead”. “You got a picture?” asks the hit man. “Yeah, in the envelope” the man replies as he hands him a manilla envelope. The hit man open the envelope to reveal a picture of the man he’s speaking to. “This is a picture of you”. The man begins to cry. “I’m going to need the money upfront”. says the hit man.