Companion Bot - Jul 23, 2014
A scientist in a white lab coat is just finishing up the final touches on a big clunky looking grey steel robot. 'Hello? Can you hear me?'' asks the scientist. 'Companion bot activated. What is my purpose?'' responds the gray hulk. 'Your purpose is to be my friend. Do you understand?'' asks the scientist. 'Affirmative' replies the machine. 'Excellent!'' replies the scientist excitedly. 'Hmm...Something’s not quite right.'' he pauses. The scientist tapes a badly drawn picture of boobs to the square torso of the robot 'better' he says.