Off Brand - Sep 24, 2014
A little boy has just spilled some juice. “Oops!” he exclaims. His mother enters and says “Don’t worry, here’s some paper towels”. The boy sees the paper towels and becomes perturbed “What are these? Oh for fuck sake. You got the next leading brand! It’s going to take 2 and a half more paper towels to clean all this shit up. It’s bad enough we’ve got to drink purple stuff instead of sunny dee, now this! Spaghetti circles, fruit hoops, store brand ketchup. No wonder dad left. Your shitty paper towels ruined everything. Fuck this place. I’m going to do drugs.” the boy leaves his mother who is now in tears.